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10 Your so fat jokes


1) Your so fat you fell in love and broke it.
2) Your so fat when you saw a whale on the ocean you started singing "we are family"
3) Your so fat that when you stand on a scale it says " 1 person at a time please!
4) Your so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people yell "Taxi!"
5) Your so fat when you walk into the middle of a road your are a round-about
6) Your so fat you can only got on 1 diet. The Seafood Diet. When you SEE FOOD you EAT IT.
7) Your so fat that when you jump into the ocean you create a tsunami
8) Your so fat that when you jumped you made an EarthQuake
9) Your so fat that the solar system revolves around you
10) Your so fat that the only belt you can wear is the "Asteroid Belt".

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