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Title: "Sooooo Blonde"
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She was so blonde...
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.
She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
She tried to drown a fish.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.'
If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
She studied for a blood test... and failed.
She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.
She sold the car for gas money.
When she heard that 90 percent of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
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| Date Joke Added: 3-Feb-2004 |
Keywords for this joke: so blonde jokes, blonde one liners, lots of blonde humor, silly blondes |
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