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Title: "Camping - The Bear"
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Two campers where hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them.

Both campers start running for their lives when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.

His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"

His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!"



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Date Joke Added: 5-Feb-2004

Keywords for this joke: camping jokes, bear jokes, cute jokes, campers hiking jokes, people jokes, smart jokes

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