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Title: "Crazy Math Teacher"
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The Math teacher notices that Johnny had been daydreaming for most of the class. To get his attention she says, "Johnny, if the world is 25,000 miles around, and a dozen eggs are 90 cents, how old am I?

"Thirty-four," Johnny answered without hesitation.

The teacher who is all amazed, replies "Well, that's correct. "Tell me, uh . . . how did you figure that out?"

Oh, there's nothing to it," Johnny said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half as crazy as you."



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Date Joke Added: 21-Feb-2004

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