left Montreal on route 20 heading toward Quebec City, when I decided to stop at a comfort station. The first toilet stall was occupied, so I went into the second one. I was no sooner seated than I heard a voice from the next stall:

"Hi, how are you doing?"

Well, I am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort stations, and I really don't know quite what possessed me, but anyway, I answered, a little embarrassed:

"Not bad."

And the stranger said: "And, what are you up to?"

Talk about your dumb questions !!! I was really beginning to think this was too weird, but I said:

"Well, just like you I am driving east."

Then, I heard the stranger say: "Look, I'll call you right back. There is some idiot in the next stall answering all the questions I am asking you."

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