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Title: "Old Sisters"
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THREE SISTERS AGES 92, 94, AND 96 LIVED IN A HOUSE TOGETHER.
ONE NIGHT, THE 96 YEAR OLD DRAWS A BATH. SHE PUTS HER
FOOT IN AND PAUSES.
SHE YELLS DOWN THE STAIRS, "WAS I GETTING IN OR OUT OF THE
BATH?"
THE 94 YEAR OLD YELLS BACK, "I DON'T KNOW. I"LL COME UP AND SEE."
SHE STARTS UP THE STAIRS AND PAUSES, "WAS I GOING UP THE
STAIRS OR DOWN?"
THE 92 YEAR OLD IS SITTING AT THE KITCHEN TABLE HAVING
TEA, LISTENING TO HER SISTERS. SHE SHAKES HER HEAD AND
SAYS, "I SURE HOPE I NEVER GET THAT FORGETFUL."
SHE KNOCKS ON THE WOODEN TABLE FOR GOOD MEASURE.
SHE THEN YELLS, "I'LL COME UP AND HELP BOTH OF YOU AS
SOON AS I SEE WHO'S AT THE DOOR..........
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| Date Joke Added: 27-Mar-2004 |
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