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Title: "Jonah"
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One day this little girl came rushing into her classroom excited with big news about how Jonah a man from the bible was swallowed by a whale and Survived!!

The teacher quickly calmed her down and explained the physics on how whales have big mouths but small throats, so unable to swallow a whole man.

The little girl quickly said, "Well when I go to heaven I will ask Jonah!" But then the teacher asked," What if Jonah went to hell?" Then the girl said," Well then you can ask him"


Joke Submitted by: Sarai

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Date Joke Added: 21-Jul-2004

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