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Title: "Gas Problem"
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A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You probably didn't even know I was passing gas because they don't smell and are completely silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Tell you what, take one of these pills each morning and come back to see me next week."

So the week passes and the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now when I pass gas, they are still quite silent, but they stink just terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."



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Date Joke Added: 10-Oct-2004

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