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There was a captian a first mate and a second mate. So the captian looked out on his telsocope and saw a set of ten ships and then said to his first mate go get me my red shirt. And so he did and fought them all off.
Then he looked out again and saw a set of twenty ships. He asked his first mate to go get him another red shirt. The first mate who found this odd asked the captain,"sir why do you need a red shirt?" He replied that so when I am injured the blood won't be noticed on my shirt and my men will keep on fighting in good spirits. The twenty ships came and they fought them off.
Then the captain again looked out his telescope and saw one million ships. He said to his first mate, "go bring me my brown pants!"
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