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Title: "Ellen DeGeneres - Stay in Shape"
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"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."

-Ellen DeGeneres.



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Date Joke Added: 2-Feb-2004

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