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Title: "Dennis Leary - Hostages"
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"Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."

-Denis Leary.



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Date Joke Added: 2-Feb-2004

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