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Title: "Ellen DeGeneres - Deer Heads"
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"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

-Ellen DeGeneres



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Date Joke Added: 2-Feb-2004

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