World's Smartest Man
The world's richest man, the world's smartest man, the world's oldest man, the pilot and 10 year old boy where on a plane. The pilot came to the back and said to the four "I have good news and bad news and worse news. The bad news is the plane is crashing, the good news is there are four parachutes, the worse news is that I'm taking one." Right after the the piot jumped off with a parachute the world's richest man said I am the worlds richest man so I deserve to leave, then he grabed a parachute and jumped off. Then the world's smartest man grabed a parachute from the little boy and gave a short speech about how the world needed him and then jumped off. Then the old man told the boy to take the last parachute but the boy said "It's ok there are still two parachutes, the world's smartest man jumped off with my backpack."
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