HQ Jokes — Site map of all jokes

Animal Jokes

  • Bear Behind
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 8.71 Votes: 7)
  • Cheetahs
    (Added: 17-Jul-2005 Rating: 4.00 Votes: 8)
  • Dog
    (Added: 2-May-2012 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Hens
    (Added: 4-May-2004 Rating: 2.75 Votes: 4)
  • Jump
    (Added: 23-May-2005 Rating: 1.00 Votes: 1)
  • Polar Bear
    (Added: 24-Sep-2009 Rating: 2.50 Votes: 2)
  • Turtles
    (Added: 22-May-2004 Rating: 3.00 Votes: 2)
  • Two Roaches
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.33 Votes: 6)

Answer Machine

  • #
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 3.84 Votes: 13)
  • Broken
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.23 Votes: 21)
  • Gummy Bears
    (Added: 7-Apr-2005 Rating: 7.50 Votes: 6)
  • Hello
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.08 Votes: 13)
  • Light Bulb
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 1.20 Votes: 5)
  • Mom, Dad...
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.88 Votes: 8)
  • Pause...
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.40 Votes: 10)
  • President
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.40 Votes: 5)
  • Stole Phone
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.25 Votes: 4)

Bar Jokes

  • 3 Pigs
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 3.00 Votes: 10)
  • Fire
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.50 Votes: 4)
  • Going Home
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.00 Votes: 3)
  • The World
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 4.00 Votes: 1)
  • Trouble
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.67 Votes: 3)

Blind Jokes

  • Blinds Man
    (Added: 2-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.84 Votes: 12)
  • Can't See
    (Added: 24-Nov-2004 Rating: 1.00 Votes: 1)

Blonde Jokes

  • 2+2
    pop (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.89 Votes: 30)
  • Old News
    pop (Added: 2-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.67 Votes: 6)
  • Speeding
    pop (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.40 Votes: 5)
  • 911
    (Added: 31-Jan-2004 Rating: 6.14 Votes: 7)
  • Ash Blonde
    (Added: 31-Jan-2004 Rating: 5.00 Votes: 2)
  • Blank Copy
    (Added: 2-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.25 Votes: 16)
  • Blonde Joke
    (Added: 15-Jul-2004 Rating: 1.50 Votes: 2)
  • Ice Hole
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.36 Votes: 11)
  • Iron Phone
    (Added: 2-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.00 Votes: 1)
  • Library
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 9.00 Votes: 1)
  • Pull Over
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.12 Votes: 8)
  • Puzzle
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.57 Votes: 14)
  • Sock
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 10.00 Votes: 1)

Business Jokes

  • Whistle
    (Added: 2-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.33 Votes: 3)

Car Bumpers

  • Accidents
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 8.35 Votes: 11)
  • All Men
    (Added: 22-Mar-2004 Rating: 6.67 Votes: 3)
  • Idiot
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.00 Votes: 1)
  • Life....
    (Added: 19-Sep-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 1)
  • Lost
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 1.00 Votes: 1)
  • Nothing
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 6.00 Votes: 2)
  • Pissed Off
    (Added: 4-Aug-2005 Rating: 9.50 Votes: 2)
  • Quiet
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 1.67 Votes: 3)
  • Sleep
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.00 Votes: 1)
  • Watch out
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 10.00 Votes: 3)
  • Work
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 1.00 Votes: 1)

Celebrity Jokes

  • 50 Cent
    (Added: 28-Apr-2005 Rating: 5.50 Votes: 2)
  • Bubbles
    (Added: 21-May-2004 Rating: 9.17 Votes: 6)
  • G-Unit
    (Added: 30-Oct-2005 Rating: 1.00 Votes: 1)
  • MJ
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.88 Votes: 8)
  • MJ-2
    (Added: 15-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.67 Votes: 3)
  • One Joke
    (Added: 21-Feb-2004 Rating: 4.67 Votes: 3)
  • Oops
    (Added: 4-Oct-2004 Rating: 4.33 Votes: 3)
  • Oops!!!
    (Added: 25-Apr-2005 Rating: 1.50 Votes: 2)

Computer Jokes

  • Windows
    pop (Added: 2-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.66 Votes: 12)
  • CD player
    (Added: 22-Feb-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 2)
  • Definition
    (Added: 22-Feb-2004 Rating: 10.00 Votes: 2)
  • Windows Bug
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.67 Votes: 3)

Fishing Jokes

  • Fish Blush
    (Added: 23-Feb-2005 Rating: 6.00 Votes: 3)
  • Fishy
    (Added: 20-Mar-2005 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)

Food Jokes

  • $20
    (Added: 21-Feb-2004 Rating: 4.00 Votes: 3)
  • Butter
    (Added: 2-Sep-2004 Rating: 1.00 Votes: 1)
  • Homework
    (Added: 21-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.75 Votes: 4)
  • Hot Dog
    (Added: 21-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.00 Votes: 1)
  • Jelly
    (Added: 1-Dec-2005 Rating: 10.00 Votes: 1)
  • Triangle
    (Added: 21-Feb-2004 Rating: 3.00 Votes: 2)

Funny Pictures

  • Fat Ladies
    (Added: 5-Oct-2006 Rating: 5.65 Votes: 17)
  • Surgery.com
    (Added: 2-Nov-2006 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 6)
  • Worst Job
    (Added: 2-Nov-2006 Rating: 7.65 Votes: 20)

Funny Quotes

Funny Tees

Idiots

  • Death Row
    (Added: 2-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.00 Votes: 5)
  • Dumb Moari
    (Added: 23-Sep-2005 Rating: 9.60 Votes: 5)
  • LifeBoat
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 9.00 Votes: 5)
  • Two Morons
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 5.00 Votes: 3)

Insults

  • 411
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 4.38 Votes: 8)
  • Onion
    (Added: 28-Feb-2009 Rating: 1.00 Votes: 1)
  • Really UGLY
    (Added: 26-Nov-2004 Rating: 6.00 Votes: 5)
  • So Poor
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 3.80 Votes: 5)
  • Ugly
    (Added: 1-May-2004 Rating: 3.08 Votes: 12)
  • Your Family
    (Added: 3-Feb-2005 Rating: 7.67 Votes: 3)

Kid Jokes

  • 7, 8, 9
    (Added: 31-Jan-2006 Rating: 4.83 Votes: 6)
  • December
    (Added: 8-Dec-2004 Rating: 3.00 Votes: 5)
  • The Dog
    (Added: 27-Feb-2005 Rating: 7.00 Votes: 1)

Knock Knock

  • Ice Cream
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 4.67 Votes: 6)
  • Ice Cream 2
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 6.67 Votes: 3)
  • Ice Cream 3
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 8.50 Votes: 2)
  • Lettuce
    (Added: 21-Feb-2004 Rating: 8.40 Votes: 5)
  • Maddam
    (Added: 19-Nov-2004 Rating: 5.50 Votes: 2)
  • Max
    (Added: 2-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.25 Votes: 4)
  • Stew
    (Added: 21-Feb-2004 Rating: 3.33 Votes: 3)
  • Yahoo
    (Added: 19-Jul-2004 Rating: 4.67 Votes: 3)

Lawyer Jokes

  • High Priced
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.50 Votes: 2)
  • Liar
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.00 Votes: 1)
  • Rich Lawyer
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.00 Votes: 1)

Math Jokes

  • A Fire
    (Added: 7-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.45 Votes: 11)
  • Circle
    (Added: 7-Feb-2004 Rating: 2.50 Votes: 8)
  • Division
    (Added: 28-Mar-2004 Rating: 3.86 Votes: 7)
  • Hotel Bill
    (Added: 10-Apr-2004 Rating: 1.75 Votes: 8)
  • Late
    (Added: 7-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.43 Votes: 7)
  • math
    (Added: 11-Mar-2005 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 1)
  • Math Book
    (Added: 12-Dec-2005 Rating: 5.50 Votes: 2)
  • Pi
    (Added: 7-Feb-2004 Rating: 3.55 Votes: 11)
  • Pi Bakery
    (Added: 8-Mar-2012 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 2)
  • Solutions
    (Added: 7-Feb-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 1)

Medical Jokes

  • Change
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.00 Votes: 1)
  • Dentist
    (Added: 7-Feb-2004 Rating: 2.00 Votes: 1)
  • Gas Problem
    (Added: 10-Oct-2004 Rating: 7.40 Votes: 5)
  • Lost Memory
    (Added: 7-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.00 Votes: 1)
  • Samples
    (Added: 7-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.33 Votes: 3)
  • The Knife
    (Added: 8-May-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 1)

Office Jokes

  • Raise
    (Added: 21-Feb-2004 Rating: 1.00 Votes: 1)
  • The Speech
    (Added: 21-Feb-2004 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Time
    (Added: 21-Feb-2004 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)

One Liners

  • Duck Tails
    (Added: 28-Mar-2007 Rating: 7.00 Votes: 3)
  • Mexican
    (Added: 29-Dec-2004 Rating: 5.33 Votes: 3)
  • Overheard
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 2)
  • Rug
    (Added: 20-Mar-2004 Rating: 6.50 Votes: 2)
  • Sick
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.50 Votes: 2)
  • Sleep
    (Added: 21-Mar-2004 Rating: 9.00 Votes: 2)

People Jokes

  • 2 Engineers
    (Added: 21-Feb-2004 Rating: 3.75 Votes: 4)
  • Ballet
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.00 Votes: 1)
  • FBI Agents
    (Added: 18-Apr-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 5)
  • Hospitality
    (Added: 20-Jan-2005 Rating: 10.00 Votes: 1)
  • MJ
    (Added: 28-Feb-2009 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Old Sisters
    (Added: 27-Mar-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 6)

Police Jokes

  • Blondes!!
    (Added: 26-Apr-2008 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)

Political Jokes

  • Fast
    (Added: 21-Mar-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 2)
  • Liars
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.67 Votes: 3)
  • What a Job
    (Added: 29-Mar-2004 Rating: 8.33 Votes: 3)

Redneck Jokes

  • Tooth Brush
    pop (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.00 Votes: 5)
  • Sky Dive
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 10.00 Votes: 1)
  • Small World
    (Added: 24-Jun-2004 Rating: 1.00 Votes: 1)
  • Whiskey
    (Added: 7-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.00 Votes: 1)

School Jokes

  • First Day
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 8.25 Votes: 4)
  • Jonah
    (Added: 21-Jul-2004 Rating: 9.50 Votes: 4)
  • Nice Meal
    (Added: 5-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.00 Votes: 1)
  • Object
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 4.50 Votes: 2)
  • Ph.D.
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 4.00 Votes: 2)
  • Stupid Kid
    (Added: 18-Apr-2004 Rating: 7.28 Votes: 11)
  • The Student
    (Added: 2-Feb-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 3)

Science Jokes

  • Atoms
    (Added: 3-Feb-2006 Rating: 4.00 Votes: 3)
  • Oops!
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 2.00 Votes: 1)
  • Physics
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 4)
  • Q & A
    (Added: 28-Mar-2004 Rating: 6.00 Votes: 1)
  • Two Atoms
    (Added: 17-Mar-2004 Rating: 8.67 Votes: 3)

Sports Jokes

  • Cheetahs
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.50 Votes: 4)
  • Crossbar
    (Added: 5-Feb-2004 Rating: 4.50 Votes: 4)
  • Final Exam
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 8.20 Votes: 5)
  • Psyched Up
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Silly Joke
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • String
    (Added: 5-Feb-2004 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Super Bowl
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • West Brom
    (Added: 13-Mar-2009 Rating: 7.00 Votes: 3)
  • Winning Run
    (Added: 22-Feb-2004 Rating: 10.00 Votes: 1)

State Jokes

  • Mississippi
    (Added: 30-Mar-2005 Rating: 1.33 Votes: 3)

Thoughts

  • Immortality
    pop (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 8.40 Votes: 5)
  • 30 years
    (Added: 8-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.40 Votes: 5)
  • Accidents
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 9.60 Votes: 5)
  • Better
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 1)
  • Famous
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 2.00 Votes: 1)
  • Hair Color?
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 6.50 Votes: 6)
  • Homework
    (Added: 3-Feb-2004 Rating: 4.00 Votes: 3)
  • It Matters
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 7.00 Votes: 1)
  • Mistakes
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Observe
    (Added: 5-Feb-2004 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Santa Claus
    (Added: 1-Dec-2005 Rating: 5.50 Votes: 2)
  • Wanting
    (Added: 4-Feb-2004 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)

Travel Jokes

  • Toilet Stop
    (Added: 27-Mar-2004 Rating: 7.00 Votes: 1)
  • Too Many
    (Added: 19-Jul-2009 Rating: 3.33 Votes: 3)

True Stories

  • Lawsuit
    (Added: 2-Feb-2004 Rating: 5.33 Votes: 3)
  • Saved
    (Added: 27-Jul-2005 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)

Yo Mama

  • Army
    (Added: 3-Feb-2005 Rating: 5.80 Votes: 5)
  • Birthday
    (Added: 15-Dec-2004 Rating: 4.20 Votes: 5)
  • Bus
    (Added: 4-May-2004 Rating: 5.67 Votes: 6)
  • candy bar
    (Added: 21-Apr-2007 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Dollar
    (Added: 10-Dec-2004 Rating: 2.00 Votes: 3)
  • Dumb
    (Added: 18-Apr-2010 Rating: 4.00 Votes: 3)
  • Dust
    (Added: 16-Mar-2010 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Fat Mamma
    (Added: 16-Dec-2004 Rating: 2.00 Votes: 2)
  • Gas Money
    (Added: 1-Feb-2005 Rating: 7.75 Votes: 4)
  • Glass Wall
    (Added: 11-Jul-2004 Rating: 9.33 Votes: 3)
  • Got stuck
    (Added: 18-Dec-2004 Rating: 6.67 Votes: 3)
  • Halloween
    (Added: 1-Feb-2004 Rating: 8.25 Votes: 4)
  • hippo
    (Added: 18-Oct-2004 Rating: 7.00 Votes: 4)
  • Hop Scotch
    (Added: 23-Feb-2005 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Light
    (Added: 2-Nov-2009 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Love
    (Added: 9-Sep-2009 Rating: 6.67 Votes: 3)
  • Mirror
    (Added: 26-Nov-2009 Rating: 5.50 Votes: 2)
  • Nationwide
    (Added: 27-Apr-2011 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Old hag
    (Added: 22-Apr-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 2)
  • Orbit
    (Added: 18-Apr-2009 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Parked car
    (Added: 21-Apr-2004 Rating: 9.00 Votes: 1)
  • Pool
    (Added: 23-Apr-2004 Rating: 7.00 Votes: 1)
  • Poor
    (Added: 11-Feb-2005 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Pushin
    (Added: 13-Apr-2005 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Skinny Mama
    (Added: 21-Jul-2004 Rating: 2.80 Votes: 5)
  • Skittles
    (Added: 18-Jul-2009 Rating: 6.00 Votes: 5)
  • So Stupid
    (Added: 18-Dec-2004 Rating: 10.00 Votes: 1)
  • Sooo Fat
    (Added: 24-Feb-2006 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Superbowl
    (Added: 22-Apr-2004 Rating: 6.00 Votes: 1)
  • Teeth
    (Added: 11-Feb-2005 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Television
    (Added: 22-Apr-2004 Rating: 8.00 Votes: 1)
  • TWINKIE !
    (Added: 5-Feb-2005 Rating: 5.50 Votes: 2)
  • Ugly
    (Added: 17-Dec-2004 Rating: 10.00 Votes: 1)
  • wal mart
    (Added: 6-Nov-2008 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)
  • Yo mama
    (Added: 5-May-2006 Rating: 0 Votes: 0)