The Drunk Guy
A drunk guy staggers through the front door of a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says "sorry, we don't serve drunks here". The guy turns around and walks back out the same door. Five minutes pass and they guy staggers in through the side door and tries ordering a drink. The bartender looks at him and says "sorry pal, we don't serve drunks here". The guy walks out the side door and after 10 more minutes staggers in through the back door. Once again, he tries ordering a drink, and once again, the bartender says "I told you, we don't serve drunks here." The guy turns to the bartender and says "jeez buddy, how many places do you work at"
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