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Crazy Math Teacher
The Math teacher notices that Johnny had been daydreaming for most of the class. To get his attention she says, "Johnny, if the world is 25,000 miles around, and a dozen eggs are 90 cents, how old am I?
"Thirty-four," Johnny answered without hesitation.
The teacher who is all amazed, replies "Well, that's correct. "Tell me, uh . . . how did you figure that out?"
Oh, there's nothing to it," Johnny said. "My big sister is seventeen and she's only half as crazy as you."
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