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FBI Agents

Three people were in training for FBI agents. 2 men and a woman. The trainer tells the first man "Here's a gun. Your wife is in the back room, go shoot her!" The man starts crying and gets sent home. So the trainer goes to the next man and says the same thing. The man goes into the room and comes out screaming "I cant do it!" So of course he gets sent home. Next the trainer says to the woman "Your husband is in the back room. Go shoot him!" So the woman goes in. At first there was a whole lot of racket. Then the noise grew bigger and louder. After about an hour the woman comes out of the room and yells "The damn gun only had planks in it! I had to beat him with a chair!

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Joke Submitted by: mackenzie