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The Blonde Deputy

The sheriff was looking for a new deputy, so a blonde went to have a job interview. "What is 1 and 1?" the sheriff said. "11,"she replied. That wasn't the answer he was looking for, but she was right.

"What two days of the week begin with 'T'? "he asked. "Today and tomorrow," she replied. He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a completely correct answer.

"Okay," the sheriff said, "Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" She thought about hard for one minute then she admitted, "I don't know." "Well,work on that one," he said.

She went over to the beauty salon nextdoor to meet up with her friends to tell them the results of the interview. "It went great," she said, "First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"

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