Hunting Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly…
Hens
Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they’d break.
Driving With Penguins
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The…
Department of Fish and Wildlife Warning
The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers…
Cross Between
Q. What do you get if you cross a hedgehog and an owl? A. A…
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom & Pop” grocery…
Cheetahs
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be…
Interrupting Cow
Knock knock, Who’s there? Interrupting cow, Interrupting cow w……. Moooooooooooooooo
Camping – The Bear
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps…
3 Pigs
There were three pigs. The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and…
Animal Noises
A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was…
Animal Complaints
It seems that God received a delegation of animals complaining about their lot. They were…
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom & Pop” grocery…
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow…