Answer Machine · Funny Jokes

Answer Machine
Cell Phone
August 5, 2018 /

Mom, Dad… Don’t you think it would be easier to reach me if I had…
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Answer Machine
Light Bulb
August 5, 2018 /

I can’t answer the phone now because I’m over at Slobinskis’s house. Me and five…
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Answer Machine
Gummy Bears
August 5, 2018 /

(To the ABC’S tune) ABCDEFG…..Gummy bears are after me, 1 is red 1 is blue…
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Answer Machine
Broken
August 5, 2018 /

Hi! John’s answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and…
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