Blonde Jokes

Mirror Mirror

A blonde was speeding down the Highway and a blonde cop pulled her over. When the cop asked her for her ID she said, “I don’t have it. The guy at the gas station took it when I bought my cigarettes.”

So the cop asked if she had anything that had her picture on it. She had pulled out her purse and looked in her mirror. Giving it to the cop she said, “See that’s me.” The cop looked in and said, “I’m sorry if I knew you were an officer I would have never pulled you over for speeding.”

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