The Mean Chef
Q: When is a chef mean? A: When he beats on his eggs and whips…
Morning Coffee
This little grandmother was surprised by her 7-year-old grandson one morning, He had made her…
Jelly
Why did the jelly roll? Because it saw the apple turnover.
Homework
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece…
Eating Right
So, this guy walks into his doctor’s office. He’s got a carrot in one nostril,…
Caterpillars
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to…
Butter
Do you want me to tell you a joke about butter? No, you might spread…
$20
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast food restaurant, waiting to…
Lettuce
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we’ll tell you.
Fruit Knock Knock
Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock…
Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Lots of Humor