Food Jokes

Eating Right

So, this guy walks into his doctor’s office. He’s got a carrot in one nostril, an asparagus stalk in the other, a zucchini in one ear, a green onion in the other ear and a banana sticking out of his bottom. He says, “Doc, I’m not feeling too good these days!” The doctor looks up at him from his chair and replies, “Looks like you’re not eating right!”

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