One Liner Jokes

10 Your So Fat One Liners

(Last Updated On: September 30, 2021)

1) You’re so fat you fell in love and broke it.
2) You’re so fat when you saw a whale on the ocean you started singing “we are family”
3) You’re so fat that when you stand on a scale it says ” 1 person at a time please!
4) You’re so fat when you wear a yellow raincoat people yell “Taxi!”
5) You’re so fat when you walk into the middle of a road you are a round-about
6) You’re so fat you can only get on 1 diet. The Seafood Diet. When you SEE FOOD you EAT IT.
7) You’re so fat that when you jump into the ocean you create a tsunami
8) You’re so fat that when you jumped you made an EarthQuake
9) You’re so fat that the solar system revolves around you
10) You’re so fat that the only belt you can wear is the “Asteroid Belt”.

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