Brooke Shields – Smoking
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” -Brooke…
Ellen DeGeneres – Deer Heads
“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because…
CD Player
While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the…
Windows
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a…
How Many Roads?
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
Don’t Be Stupid
Don’t be stupid. We have politicians for that!
Bumper Sticker
My other bumper sticker is funny.
Accidents
Kids in the back seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Daughter in College
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay…
Whistle
An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At…
One Joke
Q: How many jokes are there about Bill Clinton? A: ONE —- ALL THE REST…
50 Cent
Why didn’t G-Unit get on the bus? Because they didn’t have 50 Cent.
Camping – The Bear
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps…
2+2
At a convention of blondes, a speaker insisted that “dumb blonde” myth is all wrong.…
A Brain Goes to a Bar
A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer please.”…
Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Lots of Humor