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The Italian, the Brazilian, and the Portuguese

(Last Updated On: September 30, 2021)

There were these three builders, an Italian, a Brazilian, and the Portuguese. All of them were sitting on a ledge of the building on their lunch break. The Italian opened his lunch box and said, “Awww nuts! Spaghetti again If I see another spaghetti again, I’m going to jump off this building”! The Brazilian opened his lunch box and said, “Awww poop! Hamburger again If I see another hamburger again, I’m jumping off this building! Then the Portuguese opened his lunch box and said, “Aww bananas! Fish again If I see another fish again I jump off a building.

The next day, sure enough, spaghetti again, jump. Hamburger again, jump. Fish again, jump.

Their wives heard about their great fall jump and rushed over and that night the wife of the Italian said, “Oh, my husband was so young and perfect, why did I put that spaghetti in his lunch! Then the wife of the Brazilian said, “Oh, my husband was so young and perfect, why did I put that hamburger in his lunch! Then the wife of the Portuguese said, “Oh, my husband was so young and STUPID! He’s the one who made his lunch himself!

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