First Day
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, “What did you…
Immortality
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests,…
What Goes Up Riddle
Q: What goes up, but never comes down? A: Your age!
Camping
“I never understood the idea of camping. We work all year to finally go on…
Visiting the Sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure…
Machine Slot Winner
A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local…
Mirror Mirror
A blonde was speeding down the Highway and a blonde cop pulled her over. When…
Sooooo Blonde
She was so blonde… She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make…
Speeding
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette…
Old News
A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o’clock news. The news was about a…
Driving With Penguins
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The…
Department of Fish and Wildlife Warning
The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers…
Cross Between
Q. What do you get if you cross a hedgehog and an owl? A. A…
What has a head, a tail, and no legs?
Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown and has no legs? A: A…
Atoms
Why did the atoms cross the road? Because it was time to split.
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