The Mean Chef
Q: When is a chef mean? A: When he beats on his eggs and whips…
Morning Coffee
This little grandmother was surprised by her 7-year-old grandson one morning, He had made her…
Post Office
Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million…
Jelly
Why did the jelly roll? Because it saw the apple turnover.
Homework
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece…
Eating Right
So, this guy walks into his doctor’s office. He’s got a carrot in one nostril,…
Caterpillars
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to…
Butter
Do you want me to tell you a joke about butter? No, you might spread…
$20
A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place…
T-Shirt Holes
Q: Does your shirt have holes in it? A: No, then how did you put…
First Day
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, “What did you…
Immortality
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests,…
What Goes Up Riddle
Q: What goes up, but never comes down? A: Your age!
Camping
“I never understood the idea of camping. We work all year to finally go on…
Visiting the Sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure…
Funny Jokes, Funny Pictures, Lots of Humor