Successful Ice Fishing
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. One…
Give a Man a Fish…
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to…
Fish Blush
Why did the fish blush? Because he saw the boat’s bottom.
Ice Fishing
Q: Why can’t you tell a joke while ice fishing? A: Because it’ll crack you…
Hunting Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly…
Hens
Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they’d break.
Full of Holes
Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water? A: A sponge!
The Mean Chef
Q: When is a chef mean? A: When he beats on his eggs and whips…
Morning Coffee
This little grandmother was surprised by her 7-year-old grandson one morning, He had made her…
Post Office
Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million…
Jelly
Why did the jelly roll? Because it saw the apple turnover.
Homework
Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece…
Eating Right
So, this guy walks into his doctor’s office. He’s got a carrot in one nostril,…
Caterpillars
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to…
Butter
Do you want me to tell you a joke about butter? No, you might spread…
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