What has a head, a tail, and no legs?
Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown and has no legs? A: A…
Atoms
Why did the atoms cross the road? Because it was time to split.
The Alphabet
Q: How many letters are in the Alphabet? A: There are 11 letters in the…
In an Elevator
Britney Spears, Shaggy, and Craig David are in an elevator and someone farted. Shaggy said,…
Complimentary Nuts
A man walked into a bar after a long day at work. As he began…
Adventures in Disneyland
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road.…
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom & Pop” grocery…
When the Log Rolls Over
There were two men and an old lady. The first man goes to a hotel…
Talking on a Plane
The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place…
Saved
True story. When my son Logan was 6 years old, he went to the altar…
Fair Exchange
Overheard: “I told the guy at the auto parts store I wanted a windshield wiper…
Oil
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of oil…
Mississippi
What did Mississippi sip? Her Minnesota.
Cheetahs
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be…
College Habits to Bring Home
1. Try to use your dorm key to unlock your bedroom door. 2. Have your…
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